Classic sslc/pre degree exam answers(a must read)

1) zoology papers

kadalpambine engene thirichariyam?

a) nakki nokiyal ariyam


2) amoeba ira pidikunathengene?

a) rathri kuttakutti iruttu....angu akele etho oru patti olam idunna shabdam...amoeba katiloode pathungi pathungi nigunnu....atha oru maan otta chattathinu athinde kazhuthil pidikunnu!!....nalu vettam athine kudanju...pine kadichu thinnu....ingeneyanu amoeba ira pidikunathu


2) science papers
sulphuric acid undakunathu engene?

a) adyam oru beakeril kurachu vellam edukuka.. Sulphurous oxide.........
(ithinu shesham aashan arude kayil ninavo copy cheythirunathu ....ayal paper marichu kanum...karanam pine utharam poyathu ingene....)

.........enthinathikam parayunnu....angene sulphuric acid undayi.....


3) veli keytavum ..veli irakavum enthanu?

a) vardichu verunna nammude janasangya oru veliya prashnam annu...
ithu karanam...sthalam kuranju verunnu...veedukal koodunnu...angene athirthi tharkangal koodunnu.....ingene tharkangal mookumbol rathri ayalvasikal chilapol nammude pureduthu koodi veli kettum....ithine veli kettam ennu parayum....nammal pine ravile athu polichu kathikum....ithine veli irakam ennu parayam

A FUNNY MAIL

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the beautiful
woman says, "So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just
look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "and look at this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods
his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks, "Aren't you
having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police...."